FML

While I am sitting here at work pondering what the RE is going to say next week, I get this phone call:

Me: hello, L speaking how may I help you?

volunteer: Hi L! How's the baby?

me: uh...WHAT?!

volunteer: oh...sorry, I could have sworn you had a baby....I know you didn't just get married so I thought you had a baby.

me: no...that was [ex-coworker]


I should have a baby by now, seeing as how I probably started trying before co-worker did, but no, no such luck. At least she hasn't brought the baby in so everyone can fawn over it. I would seriously consider being out of the office when she does if I knew ahead of time. The endless facebook pictures were bad enough. I just don't think I could deal with it right now.