Can we fast forward a week?

I've never been good about being patient in the 2ww, but this is killing me. I am only 5dpo and I am already recording every little sign/symptom, which in the end I know could mean nothing. By next monday I will know whether I will be headed for surgery or my 1st trimester. God, I hope it is the second one. It will take all the willpower I have not to start POAS at 8dpo.